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Vlad Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.


VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


VLAD THE IMPALER - More of a vampire than Edward Cullen


TAGS: vlad the impaler
Rating: 4.17/5

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Alixian - August 2, 2011, 2:51 pm
Was turned into a movie, starring Gary Oldman
mariand - August 1, 2011, 2:00 pm
@Alixian 1.Never give lessons of History of Romanians to a romanian 2.I've learned about what I've said, I don't speak from wikipedia 3.YOU NEVER WATCHED Bram Stoker's Dracula because that's a novel 4.He was called Draculea, spelled in english Drakulya
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:50 am
True, but have you never watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, and of course his Romanian surname was Drakulya
mariand - July 29, 2011, 12:27 pm
Vlad Tepes, alias Dracula... more of an ruler than a vampire
Coombsy007 - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
Thats not hard my mrs tampon is more of a vampitre than him :-p


WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

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Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


SKOL ! -


TAGS: vlad
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:37 am
What did the Ukraine do, start making better vodka? 5L, Mao!
maoworks2 - October 6, 2015, 2:52 pm
Vlad Like ISIS Wants Too Kill Everybody That Do Not Agree !


Independence Day Regulations -


TAGS: liberty is precious vladimir lenin
Rating: 4.87/5

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motifayk - June 27, 2013, 8:19 am
I got your comment all wrong then. Ha ha.. I titled the poster as Independence Day Regulations. Them signmakers... *|*
MPsniper - June 27, 2013, 5:01 am
i only used august 23rd as an example. there is NO holiday called "the 4th of july". the holiday is called "Independence Day".
forseti - June 27, 2013, 1:33 am
inconsistency at its best. 5 stars (and stripes)!
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 11:58 pm
Hmm... Aug 23 is also b***ered corn day, sponge cake day and singing in the rain day.. But is there a Holiday on 8/23?
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2013, 11:55 pm
Did some quick sniffing around, 8/23 is Rumania-Liberation Day. Also, 7/4 is when the wording of our Declaration was approved, the actual signing was on 8/2
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 10:55 am
August 23rd is Independence day? I don't know any country with Aug. 23rd as independence day.
MPsniper - June 26, 2013, 4:28 am
what are the rules for august 23rd? i ask...because the Holiday is actually "Independence Day".
Preacher Man - June 26, 2013, 1:27 am
Reminds me of a sign from an old Three Stooges short feature: "No Camping, No Fishing, No Hunting, No Swimming, No Nothing, Go Home."


RESEMBLANCE -




My Name Is Vladimir Putin! -




IT'S OFFICIAL... - Everyone Loves The Cubbybear.


TAGS: everyone loves cubby even vladimir official
Rating: 4.42/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:28 am
Sorry phydeaux - first in, best dressed and all that. I'm glad to see that we're both on the same wavelength though.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:01 am
I almost did this...dammit...


BOOBS - Instant Happiness




Russian Divorce -


TAGS: marriage russian divorce vladmir putin
Rating: 4.11/5

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GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
Yeah, I see that now, looks like he’s doing all he can to keep from busting up…been ‘er, during solemn events no less…it’s torture for me. I’d be in a gulag in the first half hour if I set foot in that country
Cannabal - July 2, 2013, 4:57 am
No, that's his happy face. You can't tell, because, well, y'know, Russians.
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 10:05 pm
‘Pootin’….heh, how on earth can anyone have a name like that……although, in that pic, he does look like he’s a Pootin


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